Hi, my name is Aniston!

And I plan on sleeping ON my parents until I'm 18 because it's really comfy and they are total pushovers! 

I know that they probably can't sleep, but I really don't care. I'm cute, and that outweighs any logic when it comes to their new found enlightenment. 

So happy sleeping to all! It's my favorite thing to do (when I'm not screaming my head off because dad put my diaper on backwards).