One more thing...: October 2013

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Friday, October 25, 2013

Expresso double shot soy latte with whip. Now.

I've been asking dad for coffee every morning now, and I think he thought I was joking.

Mom always drinks coffee from MY cup, so today, I pushed her off the bed to get the first sip. It was totally worth it.

Hand it over, dude, she's fine.

It was soooo good. No decaf for this girl!

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Dad is so lazy sometimes!!! It's like 8:30am and for some ridiculous reason, he's not interested in waking up, which is where I come in. I went straight for his forth chin and before I knew it, he was wide awake!

Friday, October 18, 2013

I'm tired.

What can I say...meeting everyone at the law firm wore me out. It was strange, the one called Nathan was really afraid of me and would only pet me on the head.

Wendy was super nice and fun, and we had a yummy lunch at a burger joint.

This is what subsequently followed.

Laughing

Laughing really is the best thing in the world. I can't think of one day since this whole adventure began that I haven't found myself laughing. It's the genuine laugh too. It's the laugh where you can't control your facial expressions and you know you look ridiculous, or you actually start crying because it hits a whole new level. I can safely say that I experience this everyday, and I wouldn't trade one of those laughs for anything else in the world.

She seems to agree.

Monday, October 14, 2013

Man down!!!

"Popcorn down, repeat, Popcorn down!"

Mom went into an office to get some paperwork notarized, and then came out to this scene.

Me, naked, laying in a parking lot, with poop EVERYWHERE. Of course, mom freaked, then instead of helping, she stopped to snap a picture. Unbelievable. Thankfully it was nice outside, so I got a decent tan.

There was actually poop on the concrete and on the car next to ours, which was all dad's fault obviously. It was contained in my diaper until he showed up.

Poor guy still has NO clue how to handle these situations after five months. He will not be promoted to combat medic anytime soon.

Twenty minutes later, reinforcements arrived and the troops were back in line. All casualties were avoided.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Dad's Antics: Part Four

Dad is unbelievable, but he made all the ladies at Babies R Us laugh. The car seat was way more comfy than mine, so I wasn't that annoyed.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Dogs are boring.

We went to hang out at grandma's today, and I got to meet the infamous wolf pack. Literally. She has like five dogs. I had a blast, but every time I went to pet the dogs, they all ran away. It's like they were scared or something. Boooooring. I wanted to ride the big one, but he didn't seem interested. Maybe next time.

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Hang Ten.

Today we went to the beach, for the third time in three days. I'm pretty sure we've been more times than mom has in five years and she lived here. You can tell because her legs are the color of the clouds.

Anyway, we bought a surf board to ride some waves, and it turned out to be a decent day...until I decided to eat sand.

Aunt Sandra looking like a model, per her usual.

Dad trying to make me feel better after he scared the crap out of me whistling. Also, mom seems to have misplaced her chin.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Stingrey attack!!

Dad has been talking about getting stung by a baby stingrey for the last five hours. Literally. He said he was squirting blood across the beach and that he almost passed out. I actually pretended to be asleep so he'd stop talking.