Thursday, May 29, 2014

Here fishy, fishy!

We went to the Birch Aquairum in La Jolla today and I decided that mom and dad need to make more money because I want to live there. Not the aquarium, La Jolla. 

Anywho, I saw a TON of bizarre fish and this thing called a seahorse that clearly got a pretty raw deal in the functionality department. The poor things literally would float to the bottom of the tank and then use their little t-Rex fins to swim around. It looked pretty exhausting. 
These are me and my buddies. Starting from the left there's Conner, Skyler (who always steals Conner's stuff...she's my kind of girl), Marko (he's my age but looks like he's three), and yours truly. Our parents are so annoying! All they did was take pictures all day!! 
Fish are fun and all, but I had more fun trying to steal Conner and Skyler's shoes. They can't chase me yet! Thank god! 
Dad telling me about the framework of the tank, like I care! 

Don't jump, dad!!! 
Let go, dude! Those starfish look delicious! 



Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Gaslamp Party

The parents and I decided to meet up with Uncle Giang for dinner and dessert last night! We had sushi (I LOVE miso soup) and then we headed over to Giradelli's (read: diabetic wonderland) for a $10 brownie sunde. Turns out I also love chocolate, ice cream and anything that lists its' first ingredient as corn syrup, fructose or cane sugar.  I also shouldn't eat that crap late at night because I stayed up until almost 9:30. Mom and dad weren't too happy about that one. 
Giang was so nice to me that I kept giving him kisses, which made mom and dad very jealous. Turns out I like 40 year old Asian dudes. Who knew? 

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Peanut butter jelly time.

Today we went to Ski Beach. Turns out I LOVE the water! Every time dad tried to point me towards the shore I turned him right around! 
Faster, dad, faster! 
This is right before I sat down in the water in my second to last diaper of the day! Go big or go home!
Unfortunately I didn't meet the height requirements to ride the jet ski. Bummer! 
Mom's friend Tatiana let me try a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Oh. My. God! Mom better make me one for dinner. Ribs and PB&J! Summertime!! 
God bless America! And sugar!!

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Zoo News

Yesterday we all went to the San Diego Zoo! I got to see my baby friends Marko, Conner and Skyler too. Turns out I'm pretty social and I literally waved to thousands of people thought the day. Including the giraffes, elephants and birds. I had a blast and didn't fall asleep until 9pm because I was so worked up from the days festivities. Including talking to my fish friends that I met at the bird enclosure. 


The elusive mom bird that appears when we all least expect to see her around. Kind of like the Blad Eagle. 


Dad explaining that elephants should be in the wild instead of a small enclosure. Dad also explained it would be the last time at the zoo because it was $45 a person! In Budapest it's like $3. 


Dad and I making faces to annoy mom.


I watched the monkeys pick each other's fleas, so I thought I'd practice my new trick. (I found like 30 grey hairs by the time we got to the top of the hill. Yikes.)


Friday, May 23, 2014

Long overdue.

Im pretty distracted these days here in San Diego. Here are a few reasons why...

1. I get to destroy things when dad is gone because mom "needs" 10 minutes to eat. Amature! I specifically like to rip up important bank statements that mom leaves on the table. 

2. Riley and I are hanging out a lot, and she loves to play with me and feed me stuff, namely cookies and marshmallows. 


This is us at her school play. I kept clapping and screaming when Riley was doing her part and everyone in the audience was laughing at me! Mom thought it was pretty funny too. I was just trying to express my support. 

3. I'm studying for my Private Pilot's License. This should teach dad not to leave! 


4. We go to different parks and I get to play non stop, or until mom gets tired (which tends to come first). 


5. I now walk. EVERYWHERE! 





Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Picture Day

Mom: "Why don't you read Aniston a book?" 
Riley: "Aunt Kelly, I don't speak Budapest!"
Hanging out with the parents near the bay. Navy Seal boats are cool, but mom says I can't date a Navy Seal. We'll see about that. 


Bacon anyone?! 
Pool time. Don't worry, mom covered me in SPF 60! 


Friday, May 9, 2014

Busy bees!

When mom and dad asked me what I thought we should rent, I of course said a two ton Dodge Ram! 'Murica! 
Planes are boring. I won't be piloting any aircrafts in the near future. SNORE. 
This is what mom lets me do when she needs 15 minutes of uninterrupted feeding time. For some reason she keeps calling me a hamster. 
It's park time with Aunti Krystle and Riley. 




Sunday, May 4, 2014

Made it!

We were very tired upon our arrival to San Diego...and still are. 
Dad and I using each other as a pillow. He's really soft. 

Friday, May 2, 2014

First leg.

Our first leg back to the US was...interesting. This morning at 6am, as we were leaving the apartment on the elevator, we saw the police on the second floor cleaning up what looked like a very bloody crime scene. Mom didn't snap any pictures obviously because she appeared to be in shock. They didn't let me see anything, which is good! Things like that make me sad. 

I slept on the first part of the flight, from Budapest to about Brussles, which made mom very happy! Thankfully they gave us an extra seat because I technically count as a person finally! I played peak-a-boo with the nice people behind me and ate an entire jar of food, which was almost confiscated at security. 



I'm now in London, ready to eat my steak and eggs with a large coffee! 

Dad and I found the baby play area and now he's trying to hide (as if hiding his booty is an easy task). 
 
And now...

I sleep! 

May 1st

It's a national holiday here in my adoptive country. Dad says it's Labor Day, but from the looks of it, it's airshow/my parents send me to my grandparents so they can pack, day. 

And what do they do? Start the day with mirmosas. Unbelievable.