Ladies and Gentlemen!!!

There's sun in Hungary!!! Techincally it only lasted for five minutes, but man, it was nice! I was so relaxed that I fell asleep on mom while they were eating breakfast. Also, I'm happy to report that my fever is officially over and I'm feeling much better! 

Spaghetti Storm

Mom cooked spaghetti and let me have my way with it! 

Before you start getting carried away thinking I'm turning into a heathen, just remember that one, I had a lot of fun; two, laughed for at least 10 minutes; and three, got to explore one more part of this life that I haven't before. 

This is a lesson for all of us. Have fun and don't care who's judging you! 

One year and a three day fever.

366 days ago mom unknowingly moved to Hungary, and 365 days ago she married dad and had no clue what was in store. So what, may you ask, are they doing on their beloved one year 'anniversary'? Sticking suppositories up my butt every six hours because I have a fever and feel yucky! No big night out for them!!!

I'm super tired, so I fell asleep chewing my hat string. I still look pretty cute when I'm sick! 

The dentist.

Between mom and I, we're having some dental problems. I'm growing them while she is losing them (ok, not really). This is what I did while she got her filling replaced! 

Zero sleep

Despite waking up every hour last night, I'm in surprisingly good spirits. I met Emma last night, and she's really small!! I wasn't so sure about her using my changing table, but I think we'll be friends once I get over myself. She made me look bad because she slept pretty much the entire time, while I screamed and blew bubbles (read: spitting). I'm going to have to talk to her privately about that or teach her how to blow bubbles. 

I ate my first hard boiled egg yolk and it wasn't my favorite. Mom says she's going to stuff me with calories today so I don't wake up tonight, because she may flip out. 

Dad and I hiding from mom as she's frantically getting my stuff together so we're not late, which of course, we were. 

Helping dad with his crew resource management training. I'm the perfect example of dangerous goods, especially after a bowl full of spinach. 

I knocked over my toy bin and had a blast! I need more toys, so I'm taking donations. I like wooden sticks, anything with sharp corners and things small enough to swallow. 

My free time.

I have this new method of screaming until my parents let me out of jail. This is what happens when they do. 

Day one of my reorganization. 

It takes literally about 30 seconds to empty out mom's underwear bin, and then I do my shimmy right back out into the living room as if nothing happened. 

I'm an Eastern European lady without a doubt! Adidas track suits are an absolute must if you are living here. 

I'm also missing some teeth, which is also pretty normal here. 

What dad gives me to play with while he cleans the kitchen and dances to the Green Onions and pretends to be a good singer. 

I'm actually on beat with the music 9/10 times and I'd say dad is shooting around 2/10 times. He tries so hard, it's really sad. 

Swim Lessons: Take 4

So my parents are big on pushing my limits, plus they really love when we come back because I sleep for at least two hours. Today was the first day I didn't completely flip out when I got into the water. Aunt Sandra came to watch me too! 

Mom is so nerdy that she bought us matching caps. So annoying. 

Turns out it's not so bad if they let me play with my used Pterodactyl toy (yes, I'm nine months and know how to spell Pterodactyl). Also, I can now dive!!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I will be appearing in the next summer Olympics representing HUNGARY!!!!! Wooot!! 

(That's me in the very front directing the ship.) 

I am also pretty much anti-social, just like mom. I really hate new situations, and therefore make it known by screaming at the other babies. They usually just look at me weird.

And this is how they feed me after class. 

http://youtu.be/ycMKOHHxgYo

My uneventful life.

Please let me out. Anyone? 

Hanging out with dad...

Helping with his flea problem. 

Eating leftovers at the restaurant. 

Waiting for my apple mush! 

Time space continuum.

Things are getting smaller. I'm suspecting trouble in the space-time continuum can be the only cause. 

Definitely a portal to a parallel universe!

Big night tonight. Turns out I slept until 1, which trumps all the bs about babies sleeping better in their own rooms. The best is that mom has to actually get up when I cry! Hahaha. 

My new habitat! 

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

You guys are seriously going to give me my favorite toy and then disable it?! My only joy in life is changing the channel when you a-holes are watching a movie!

Ok, guys, now you are asking for it!!! 

Grinding.

I picked up this new cool habit yesterday that has the parents cringing every five seconds! It's so fun!! I have a new BIG front tooth and I LOVE grinding it on my bottom teeth! It makes the coolest sound!!! 

It makes me so giddy!!! Plus mom and dad pay extra attention to me and make super weird faces when I do it.