Friday, December 30, 2016

Can we keep her?

Mom: "So, Popcorn, what would you think if mama and apu had another baby?"

!!!!HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING!!!!

Me: "NO, MOM!!! I like Pommies the best, I want to keep her."
 
Mom: "Popcorn, we'd get to keep Pompom too, don't worry."

Me: "Ok, because I she's my best friend and I love her."
 
Mom: (Faints with happiness.)


Thursday, December 29, 2016

Paul Bunyan, here!

Don't I look THRILLED to be alive?

And then mom told me I'd get chocolate if I smiled.  

And IT WORKED.  

Monday, December 26, 2016

But it's not snowing!!!

In fact, it was pretty warm. So much so, mom killed another damn mosquito!!! Ugh! She hates mosquitos. 

 
Our friends invited us over for Christmas lunch, which was really nice! Mom feels pretty lucky that thanks to my school, we've met some super down to earth people who we can genuinely be ourselves with. Pompom had fun too! 

 
This is my boyfriend. As you can tell, he's pretty cool. Apu approves because they both love Legos...

Monday, December 19, 2016

Welcome to France...

After a fun night at the Christmas party, I turned up sick the next day.  Just a mild fever and cough...nothing too spectacular. Mom texted with A's mom, and they went back and forth about A waking up with bites of some sort.

Mom: "Be careful, the teacher is going to send her home saying she has chickenpox!"

*There's this ongoing joke about la maitresse, who literally connects the most bizarre behaviors to illness. Once I was scratching a mosquito bite on my neck and she thought I had a sore throat. Another time, I was walking on my "tippy toes" like a ballerina, and she told Apu my foot was hurting.  Let's just say she's no medical professional.  

Well, there's irony in this one, because A actually DOES have chickenpox.  What's even MORE ironic, is that Apu was just talking to my other BFF's mom, who just happens to investigate contagious diseases for a living.  She was telling Apu about a young women who died of the chickenpox...

A.W.E.S.O.M.E.

Throwback to mom's experience with Pompom in the US (see here for that story). She bascially vowed to stay away from modern medicine for as long as humanly possible.  In all reality, she really was emotionally scarred a tad...and felt tremendously guilty that Pompom was subjected to ASININE treatment that subsequently cost mom her confidence, her faith in the system, and THOUSANDS of dollars.  

So here we are...exposed to the chickenpox, while Apu is away (thank GOD only for 12 days), like sitting ducks, waiting for the apocalypse.  Ok, mom is a little dramatic.  She called the doctor in hopes of maybe proactively getting the vaccine, but they were too busy to talk to us today.  

And in the throws of her guilt...she fed us a HIGHLY nutritious lunch. Gross.  

 

Wish us luck!!  


Friday, December 16, 2016

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Come ON, mom.


Enough with the darn camera!

See, the thing is, mom is in a bit of a panic.  Apu says that if she were a "gamer" (someone who spends ENDLESS hours online playing video games), she'd be 500 pounds by now.  Literally, for the past week she's been reading/watching videos, and dreaming about newborn photography.  Why? Because someone contacted mom and wants her to do a FULL-BLOWN stylized photoshoot for a baby, TIMES TWO. Yes, TWINS.  Ugh! Universe!!?? Like this...

 

So mom is basically freaking out because she's NO baby whisperer.  Trust me. She somehow has to coax TWO babies to sleep without her usual tactic of breastfeeding. 

In the meantime, she's basically set up a ghetto studio in the apartment with a beanbag, backdrop and cheap lighting, so she doesn't show up totally unprepared (which she totally is). She's basically crossing her fingers that the babies stay inside their mama until the last possible second!

 

 

Monday, December 5, 2016

Weekly catch up!


Nagymama and nagypapa came, and the gifts overflowith.
 
I played hide-n-seek with nagymama at the Christmas market.

We bought a Christmas tree that's aproximately the size of our entire apartment.
 
The parents went out...dad fell in love...and they came home promptly at 9pm *slightly intoxicated thanks to a very strong sangria and a crazy Aussie.

And the most interesting development??? Pompom ate an ENTIRE container of frog legs. She's so sophisticated...or gross...I can't decide.