Stressed.

We had to get up extra early today so I could get my hips checked at the state orthopedic clinic. Thankfully, I have yet to experience American medicine, so I can't fully appreciate how crappy the public hospitals really are. 

Turns out I'm perfect, which I could have told them over the phone. The doctor was initially nice, but then proceeded to push and stretch my legs in positions that were pretty uncomfortable. So I peed on the table. 

Now I'm home, it's 200 degrees in the apartment, and mom put me in my crib to sleep off the day. 

Can someone please get me a rum and coke? 

On a happier note, it's great grandma's birthday! I wish I was there to eat oysters with her! Next year for sure! Love you, love you! A bientôt!