Hunger strike!

Mom and dad took me to the mall today to buy a fan for grandpa's room. They proceeded to eat and completely leave me out. I wanted a chicken sandwich from Burger King, but all those jerks ever give me is milk. You'd think they'd add some Nesquik to be nice. So I'm boycotting all food and going on a hunger strike. I'm only eating my own limbs! That'll show them how serious I am. 

My thumb is the first to go!! 

Mom says I look like Zoidberg. You can call me Popcorn Freak-a-zoidberg Gandhi Ács.