Snoring.

That's what I'm doing as mom types this and posts pictures. Eating all day makes me tired, what can I say! 

'I love mommy,' as long as she feeds me the second I ask...otherwise, I scream at mommy. 

Waving hello to my peeps! 

Sleeping on my favorite pillow, that three minutes later, I pooped on. I win. 

I catch flys in my mouth on occasion for extra money. 

My gas face. The double chin comes out when I push.