Oh mom...

She can be pretty dumb sometimes. I've been sick and super congested, so mom decided to use this nose sucker thing in order to try and help me breathe (while holding me down like a psych patient). Well, after four straight says of sucking out my snot, she caught my cold!! Hahahaha. I hate that stupid thing! Serves her right! And now she's pushing me around the park, when it's like 3 degrees outside, because the doctor said too! She had no clue what she was getting into when she decided to bring me around. 

I will always win.