Dad is killing my social life.

We were at the park when two nice girls asked who wanted to be the King and Queen of the sandbox! 

The following conversation took place...

Little girl (in Hungarian): If she eats this sand she will become the queen!

Dad: I don't believe you. I think you're an evil witch. 

Mom: (Asks for a translation and dies of laughter.)

Me: (Face palm) Jesus Christ, dad! You're soooooo embarrassing! Now who am I going to go with to get my nails done at the mall!!!!

So dad and I played ALONE the rest of the day.

But then he bought me ice cream, so I love him again.