Mom and dad took me to baby club on Friday. Not only was I the cutest, but I was also the most introspective. I was keeping to myself and then this German kid proceeded to take off my shoe. I forgave him because he's still a baby.
Also, I gave mom a fat lip today because she wasn't talking to me. It was bleeding pretty good, which should teach her a lesson.
There was a Greek baby, a German baby, a Peruvian baby that flew in an airplane for 24 hours to visit her family, an Irish baby, a British baby and an Australian/Hungarian baby! I'm not alone!! Next time I'll be more social...I just needed to feel these kids out before talking to them about the universe!
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