Howdy from Kinshasa...

Wait, where? Yep, friends, Apu is in the Congo. Let's hope his typhoid shot has taken hold! 

Apu looks like he's 12 when he shaves, which is apparently the "professional" way. 

That's a LOT of buttons! Don't push the big red one!!!

Look at how 3rd world it looks!! Poor, Apu!!! He's never slept in such a run down hotel...oh wait...he took mom to Belgrade once.

A full "rain" shower too!!!? The horror!!! 

He even has a view! Life on the road is tough, folks!