When dad's away...

I play in my toy box...

Try and make mom some money...

Workout...

Try and steal Riley's pizza...

Hang out with Giang...

And drink mirmosas...

I hog mom'a pillow at 5am...

Help pack...but not really...

Eat ONLY the blueberries...

And play with my llama. 

Oh, and smear banana peels on the nice leather couch. COME BACK, DAD!