Can we keep her?

Mom: "So, Popcorn, what would you think if mama and apu had another baby?"

!!!!HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING!!!!

Me: "NO, MOM!!! I like Pommies the best, I want to keep her."
 

Mom: "Popcorn, we'd get to keep Pompom too, don't worry."

Me: "Ok, because I she's my best friend and I love her."
 
Mom: (Faints with happiness.)