My new friend!!!

Emma was born today in Germany, which means I should get to see her fairly soon. I'm kinda tired of just hanging out with my parents all the time and playing with my ridiculously bright colored toys! 

I have no idea how this ended up on my butt, but I guess it was pretty funny. 

Mom's big toe is my new favorite evening snack. 

Hey, mom, why don't you stop taking pictures and read me a book! Jesus! 

I just hit dad, which mom thinks is hilariously funny. 

Here, I'll do it again!!! Bam! Sucka!