One whole week.

It's been one whole week since dad left us for Hollywood and Taylor Swift's airplane, and guess what?! We are all still alive and mom is in good spirits. Turns out she CAN do this whole parenting thing without help, not to take away from dad's entertainment value! We miss him and we miss his pancakes. (Mom and I will probably both weigh less when he gets home.) 

I had to steal a nectarine because mom forgot to feed me.

She was busy cleaning, so try not to judge her. 

She's even broken a few rules since apu has been gone.