Bacon and eggs anyone?

Mom and dad cracked and gave me my Christmas present early, after an epic meltdown. It didn't reinforce my behavior at alllllll. It was really in hopes to prevent me (read: distract me) from breaking yet another real plate/cup/dish. The thing they forget is that plastic does NOT make the same fun crashing noise as glass or porcelain. 

And I was over it in about two minutes.