Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Ladies and Gentlemen!!!
There's sun in Hungary!!! Techincally it only lasted for five minutes, but man, it was nice! I was so relaxed that I fell asleep on mom while they were eating breakfast. Also, I'm happy to report that my fever is officially over and I'm feeling much better!
Spaghetti Storm
Mom cooked spaghetti and let me have my way with it!
Before you start getting carried away thinking I'm turning into a heathen, just remember that one, I had a lot of fun; two, laughed for at least 10 minutes; and three, got to explore one more part of this life that I haven't before.
This is a lesson for all of us. Have fun and don't care who's judging you!
Saturday, February 22, 2014
One year and a three day fever.
366 days ago mom unknowingly moved to Hungary, and 365 days ago she married dad and had no clue what was in store. So what, may you ask, are they doing on their beloved one year 'anniversary'? Sticking suppositories up my butt every six hours because I have a fever and feel yucky! No big night out for them!!!
Thursday, February 20, 2014
The dentist.
Between mom and I, we're having some dental problems. I'm growing them while she is losing them (ok, not really). This is what I did while she got her filling replaced!
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Zero sleep
Despite waking up every hour last night, I'm in surprisingly good spirits. I met Emma last night, and she's really small!! I wasn't so sure about her using my changing table, but I think we'll be friends once I get over myself. She made me look bad because she slept pretty much the entire time, while I screamed and blew bubbles (read: spitting). I'm going to have to talk to her privately about that or teach her how to blow bubbles.
I ate my first hard boiled egg yolk and it wasn't my favorite. Mom says she's going to stuff me with calories today so I don't wake up tonight, because she may flip out.
Dad and I hiding from mom as she's frantically getting my stuff together so we're not late, which of course, we were.
Helping dad with his crew resource management training. I'm the perfect example of dangerous goods, especially after a bowl full of spinach.
I knocked over my toy bin and had a blast! I need more toys, so I'm taking donations. I like wooden sticks, anything with sharp corners and things small enough to swallow.
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
My free time.
I have this new method of screaming until my parents let me out of jail. This is what happens when they do.
Day one of my reorganization.
It takes literally about 30 seconds to empty out mom's underwear bin, and then I do my shimmy right back out into the living room as if nothing happened.
I'm an Eastern European lady without a doubt! Adidas track suits are an absolute must if you are living here.
What dad gives me to play with while he cleans the kitchen and dances to the Green Onions and pretends to be a good singer.
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Swim Lessons: Take 4
So my parents are big on pushing my limits, plus they really love when we come back because I sleep for at least two hours. Today was the first day I didn't completely flip out when I got into the water. Aunt Sandra came to watch me too!
I am also pretty much anti-social, just like mom. I really hate new situations, and therefore make it known by screaming at the other babies. They usually just look at me weird.
Mom is so nerdy that she bought us matching caps. So annoying.
Turns out it's not so bad if they let me play with my used Pterodactyl toy (yes, I'm nine months and know how to spell Pterodactyl). Also, I can now dive!!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I will be appearing in the next summer Olympics representing HUNGARY!!!!! Wooot!!
I am also pretty much anti-social, just like mom. I really hate new situations, and therefore make it known by screaming at the other babies. They usually just look at me weird.
And this is how they feed me after class.
Friday, February 7, 2014
Time space continuum.
Things are getting smaller. I'm suspecting trouble in the space-time continuum can be the only cause.
Big night tonight. Turns out I slept until 1, which trumps all the bs about babies sleeping better in their own rooms. The best is that mom has to actually get up when I cry! Hahaha.
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
You guys are seriously going to give me my favorite toy and then disable it?! My only joy in life is changing the channel when you a-holes are watching a movie!
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Grinding.
I picked up this new cool habit yesterday that has the parents cringing every five seconds! It's so fun!! I have a new BIG front tooth and I LOVE grinding it on my bottom teeth! It makes the coolest sound!!!
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