It's that time of year!

When the snow flurries appear, and mom freezes her ass off because she has no clue how to dress in anything below 75 degrees. This of course, translates into not knowing how to dress me, but thankfully the rest of the family does. Thank you, aunt Sandra, for this lovely onsie purchased from the GAP in SAN DIEGO. 

I look fabulous as a polar bear! 

Also, after a few beers, dad is convinced we should send my picture to modeling agencies in NYC to get us the hell out of Eastern Europe! Mom agrees!!! 

I think I may have a shot!