The first 30 seconds of mom's day...

1. I screamed in mom's face and then pooped in my pants.

2. That woke Popcorn up, who despises my screaming, who then kicked mom in the head. 

3. I spit up all over the bed, then sneezed in mom's face.

4. Mom looks over to see dad peacefully reading his Facebook newsfeed about food. 

Good morning!