Man down!!!

"Popcorn down, repeat, Popcorn down!"

Mom went into an office to get some paperwork notarized, and then came out to this scene. 

Me, naked, laying in a parking lot, with poop EVERYWHERE. Of course, mom freaked, then instead of helping, she stopped to snap a picture. Unbelievable. Thankfully it was nice outside, so I got a decent tan. 

There was actually poop on the concrete and on the car next to ours, which was all dad's fault obviously. It was contained in my diaper until he showed up. 

Poor guy still has NO clue how to handle these situations after five months. He will not be promoted to combat medic anytime soon. 

Twenty minutes later, reinforcements arrived and the troops were back in line. All casualties were avoided.